Man comes home and finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says,"If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends."
2. Desperate for a brother
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus, "Send me a brother."
Santa wrote back, "SEND ME YOUR MOTHER."
3. Meaning of WIFE?
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information Fighting Everytime'
And wife said: No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!
4. Importance of a period
Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack and our driver ran away.
5. Confident vs. Confidential
Boy: Dad, what is the difference between confident and confidential?
Dad: You are my son. I'm confident about that. Your friend over there is also my son. That's confidential.
6. Anger management
Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet?
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use your toothbrush.
Hope these jokes will brighten your day :D
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