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What would you react when annoying people said ... to you?

WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS LIKE THAT?
Why are you always asking me like that?

I JUST REALIZED NOW THAT I LOVE YOU.
I just realised now that you are such a jerk

LEAVE HIM/HER ALREADY. YOU'LL BE MUCH MORE HAPPY WITH ME.
Thanks! I would be the world's most stupid girl for leaving behind my great happiness.

COME ON. SMILE. YOU'RE CUTE WHEN YOU DO THAT.
Thanks. I know I am. Teach me how to smile when I am annoyed.

PLEASE DO MY MATH HOMEWORK TOO.
Please do your Math homework on my behalf.

I AM SO BLESSED TO HAVE SOMEONE LIKE YOU.
I am so blessed that I don't.

WHY DOES MONDAY COME BEFORE TUESDAY?
Why do you ask before you think?

I HAVE TWO TICKETS TO THE LINKIN PARK CONCERT. WANNA COME WITH ME?
Can I have two?

YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST SPECIAL PEOPLE IN MY LIFE. DO YOU KNOW THAT?
I don't know that until you told me.

I THINK I'M FALLING FOR YOU.
I think I am running from you.

I CAN'T SMILE WITHOUT YOU!
That's sad. Thank goodness I can.

THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING, BUT YOU JUST AREN'T HIM/HER.
I do not want to be as pathetic as her too.

NOTHING.
Then don't talk.

WHATS YOUR MOBILE NUMBER?
911

MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE?
You can take it.

MAY I ESCORT YOU?
I can walk on my own.

DO YOU STILL LOVE HIM/HER TILL NOW?
Aren't you tired of asking?

YOU WERE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING THAT I WANTED.
That's the reason I have been avoiding you.

WHEN WILL I GET YOUR SWEET EYES?
Eyes job?